(Sebastian P.) If I were a best-selling children's author, I'd write a book about how these cool little kids and their cute woodland friends made Santa very happy by taking all the money out of Mommy's wallet and mailing it to my PO box.

(Dave Brennan) During the holiday season, if someone cuts me off, or takes my parking spot, I just give them a friendly wave and wait for them to go into the mall.

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So this website will use facial mapping software to match you up with someone like you.

She says that she was inspired to build the website after people kept telling her that she and her ex-husband look a lot alike.

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Tom Clifford and Janine Walker, who say they have “great personalities”, decided to get married following a whirlwind online romance.

The couple met each other on a dating website for the ‘aesthetically challenged'. Now the pair, who enjoyed a mutual love of junk food and TV dinners, are planning a winter wedding near their respective homes in Stow-on-the-Wold, Gloucestershire.

A low-tech site, Women Behind Bars offers a place for incarcerated women to potentially find love by becoming a go-between with interested men who have internet access.

For a fee, men receive the mailing address of the gal they are interested in, and they start a penpal relationship on their own if interested. With a 'trademarked' greeting like that on the homepage, you can't say the Ashley Madison Agency are shy when it comes to the fact that their dating website caters specifically to married people with a roving eye.

The first commercial DVD with audio description was released in 1997, and our listing continues through the current week.

Starting in 2009, Blu-ray discs also began to include description tracks.

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