I’ve been a fan ever since a teacher at school, who I didn’t particularly get on with, read out his immortal line, ‘Ale, man, ale’s the stuff to drink.For fellows whom it hurts to think.’Apart from my OBE, being awarded the freedom of the city of Oxford is one of the greatest honours I’ve had.has a zero-tolerance policy against illegal pornography.

So for instance, should I ever come to own a pedigree herd of sheep – some chance – and drive them over Magdalen Bridge, the police can’t arrest me!

I’ve been awarded four Crime Writers’ Association ‘daggers’ – two silver and two gold – for my Morse books, they’re the Oscars of the crime-writing world.

She was very good – even if some of the pages were smeared with red nail varnish!

Disclaimer: is a automatic erotic search engine focused on free porn tube videos.

We take no responsibility for the phrases entered by surfers.

Please contact us if you have found inappropriate content.

I’m a great lover of classical music generally, yet for all the pleasure Wagner and others have brought me over the years, I’ve never written while listening to music. Because if the music was any good at all I’d have wanted to stop writing. The most valuable book I have is this first edition of AE Housman’s collection of poetry A Shropshire Lad, which is worth a few quid.

Housman is my literary hero, his poetry has given me more enjoyment than just about anything else I’ve read.

When the hero of the show and one of the antagonists have a romantic tone right out in the open, as opposed to Foe Romance Subtext.